'Guinness World Records' is Suing 'Guinesss Earth Records' for having a bigger peepee.

Thats right folks, you read it here first. This record breaking lawsuit proves that sometimes size does matter.

Breaking world records is basically a d*ck measuring contest as is, but thats no reason to get legal teams involved. Or is it?

This headline and article may be an idiotic joke, but it's somehow still more useful than 90% of the information being fed to you by 'trusted' news outlets. You're welcome.